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[liarmonstersnappydresser]

DISPLAYING SUBJECT: ▲ BILL CIPHER ▲ Label: VIRGO ENTERTAINMENT Band: VANDALISM IN PROGRESS Instrument: SAXOPHONE Fame Lvl: 0 (Power Lvl + Fortune Lvl) Current MP: 0 Short Description: ► Eccentric and energetic to the nth degree, Bill Cipher is best known for the over the top showmanship he puts into all of his bands projects. The controversial mystery of how the musician lost his right eye is well known in the media and has inspired many a fan theory as well as urban legends along the Electro-Jazz player's rise to stardom. Regains So Far: ► IT'S FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE! ► LETS JUST SAY, IT'S GONNA BE A REAL PARTY ► L O T S O F T H I N G S. Contact Player: ► paranoidpatriot ► PM This account ► Email CadUUceus@gmail.com IC CONTACT ► PHONE: 1-555-555-5555 ► TEXT: 1-555-555-5555 ► EMAIL: ghflskhu_ph@virgoentertainment.vgo ► TWITTER: ► FACEBOOK: ► TUMBLR: ► REALITYISANILLUSIONTHEUNIVERSEISAHOLOGRAM

Comments

[TEXT] at some point during Music Fest

[exhumerus]

hey bill

why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac?

[TEXT]

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

FIRST OFF, YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
SECONDLY I am sure this is one of your jokes.

SO! GEE, I DON'T KNOW, SANS, WHY?

[exhumerus]

because they always take things literally

drums please

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

HAHAHA!

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME NOT TO "STEAL THE PUNCHLINE!"

SORRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK HARU ON THAT ONE.