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[liarmonstersnappydresser]

DISPLAYING SUBJECT: ▲ BILL CIPHER ▲ Label: VIRGO ENTERTAINMENT Band: VANDALISM IN PROGRESS Instrument: SAXOPHONE Fame Lvl: 0 (Power Lvl + Fortune Lvl) Current MP: 0 Short Description: ► Eccentric and energetic to the nth degree, Bill Cipher is best known for the over the top showmanship he puts into all of his bands projects. The controversial mystery of how the musician lost his right eye is well known in the media and has inspired many a fan theory as well as urban legends along the Electro-Jazz player's rise to stardom. Regains So Far: ► IT'S FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE! ► LETS JUST SAY, IT'S GONNA BE A REAL PARTY ► L O T S O F T H I N G S. Contact Player: ► paranoidpatriot ► PM This account ► Email CadUUceus@gmail.com IC CONTACT ► PHONE: 1-555-555-5555 ► TEXT: 1-555-555-5555 ► EMAIL: ghflskhu_ph@virgoentertainment.vgo ► TWITTER: ► FACEBOOK: ► TUMBLR: ► REALITYISANILLUSIONTHEUNIVERSEISAHOLOGRAM

Comments

[TEXT] at some point during Music Fest

[exhumerus]

hey bill

why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac?

[TEXT]

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

FIRST OFF, YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
SECONDLY I am sure this is one of your jokes.

SO! GEE, I DON'T KNOW, SANS, WHY?

[exhumerus]

because they always take things literally

drums please

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

HAHAHA!

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME NOT TO "STEAL THE PUNCHLINE!"

SORRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK HARU ON THAT ONE.

Delivery

[giglio_madonna]

[On the morning of the eighth, assuming he's around and not running off scaring the paparazzi, Bill will find himself the recipient of a gift delivered by penthouse staff. It's a box, wrapped with the utmost care in what seems like wrapping paper with Illuminati symbols on it and an obnoxiously golden bow. Inside... is a handbag.]

[There's a card too, of course. Inside is what seems like gibberish, but it's actually scrambled words... in Italian. Once unscrambled and translated, it's just a lot of well wishes and love from Luce.]

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

[As it just so happens Bill IS home- well, physically at least. He has never been the best at sleeping and arguably Bill isn't 'home' mentally on the best of days- BUT that doesn't stop him from recognizing the puzzle the instant he registers it. Italian eh? Now THIS is new. He grins, a guess in his mind forming over who might be clever enough to set up such a scenario. The scrambled words were gift enough but when he reaches the actual gift he has to take a moment to look it over.

It's fairly small. The design isn't something a lot of people would wear. It's probably meant for a woman-- Perfect.

A toothy smirk forms on his face. HE IS GOING TO WEAR THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BAG.]